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Dear Facebook: just because I like snow and winter and ski resorts doesn’t mean I’m a skier.

But in the interest of full disclosure, yes I own a pair of skis, some old (2004ish) Salomon 1080s which are a good 8 or 10 cm too long for me. I can count on one hand the number of ski days I’ve had in the last decade, and each time I finish a day on those wank-planks I remember why I don’t ski anymore.

So no, I am not a hardcore skier.

About David Zemens

David is a Michigan native; snowboard addict who spends too much time shredding small hills in the dark. He is 32 and works a day job doing market research-y stuff.